stories


these are stories of good times i've had. these are what i consider to be the highest and yet simultaneously the lowest points of my life. these are all true stories, although some minor facts are skewed in order to keep characters anonymous, and to mostly protect myself.

the characters
click this link to go to the characters page. there is a short description of the characters who appear in my stories. some of them make numerous appearances, and I don't want to have to re-introduce them every time.



- I'd rather be cockblocked by my friends

- The Chattering Teeth Blowjob

- One Gook Over the Cuckoo's Nest

- Why one should knock before shitting in front of a door

- Sex, Karaoke, and a non-practicing Virgin

- I steal fat peoples' sandwiches

- The Craigslist Mattress Ownage

- Summer Job at Baskin Robins

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