Spanish Basketball Team Picture: Actually not offensive!
Hahaha wait a minute...wait. Did you say that's Spain? As in spanish people? You mean the country and people who haven't been politically or economically relevant since like, the days of fucking Christopher Columbus? Really? Spain? They are the ones making fun of Chinese people?
I didn't know Spain was still a fucking country. I thought they got rid of that shit when World War 2 ended or something. But, I checked a recent map of Europe and sure enough, there it was. Spain; the crotch of Europe. No, no - I don't mean the balls. If Europe had balls, Spain is not it. If you must know, Europe is actually a chick. And France is the vagina. Anyways, as I was saying, Spain is more like the crotch. I don't mean crotch as in the general area between the legs, but more specifically, the area right behind the nutsack. That's what Spain is. It's just a sweaty, stanky, worthless area that's just there stinking shit up and you don't know what to do with it.
"It was something like supposed to be funny or something but never offensive in any way," said Spain centre Pau Gasol, who also plays for the Los Angeles Lakers. "I'm sorry if anybody thought or took it the wrong way and thought that it was offensive."
That bearded spaniard shit can lick my ass. You suck at basketball, and you suck at life. And your parents suck at spelling. Paul has an "L" in it you retarded spanish pieces of shit.
But I understand. It was meant to be funny. So I took the liberty to do some graphics enhancements to fix the offensive parts of the picture to make everybody happy.
See? Now it's not offensive. It's very common knowledge that the recipient of a cum shot has to squint his or her eyes. They are squinting because of jiz in the eye, not because they're doing some kind of slant-eyed silliness. Oh man look at Paul Gasol. It's all in his curly ass hair and everything. How will he ever get it out?
It's really cool because Spain must have had a "let's be racially sensitive at the time of Olympics" ad campaign, because the Spanish Women's (if you can call them that) Basketball team, did the same exact thing.
Look at their legs. Those are not the legs of women. I swear to you I did not change this picture in any way other than to circle the legs. Yes, that penis was definitely there in the original. More importantly, look at that leg on the far left - that's just fucking wrong. All you motherfuckers are complaining about how the Chinese are trying to pass off underaged kids for gymnastics. And here is Spain passing off a motherfucking sasquatch for a bitch. That's a dude's leg. I can see your scrotum through your shorts you fucking ogre bitch. The middle one has pretty much the manliest knees I have ever seen. God damn that's disgusting. Lastly, you on the right. Yeah, you with the cankles who's trying to hide them with your long socks. Everybody knows you're the only one on the team with huge nasty ass blubbery cankles, and you're the only one on the team who's gotta wear gym socks from the 80's to hide them. Dumb ugly bitch.
All stupid uninentional racism aside, let's discuss the issue. Fine. Let's say that they really didn't know it would be offensive. Let's say there's no racism in Spain, even though there clearly is. Let's also say that the concept of racism is unknown to the innocent minds of these kind-hearted spaniards...which it's not, as evident by their treatment of blacks on their soccer team. Wait. I don't know where this argument is going since we know that they know what racism is, and all the while they are claiming that they had no idea this might be racist. I guess I'll have to resort to my original argument.
Hey Spain, fuck you.
I mean, really, your country is gay. Every part of it. Even your babies. Yes, I hate your fucking babies, and children. Your entire country, culture and all your people can lick the underside of my big, sweaty, green-tea flavored asian testicles. Everything I can possibly think of that comes from your country pretty much sucks.
Your food sucks.
Your artists suck.
Your movies suck.
Your street fighter is gay. And he sucks.
Your men in general are all gay.
You all suck. Especially you Paul Gasol. You fucking dick eating ass pirate. I can't believe you AND Kobe are on the same team. I fucking hate the Lakers. Everytime you lose to the Celtics I actually cream my pants.
Ok...fine. You're right. I'm only fueling the fire. I take back the Lakers comment.
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