asianfailure
I am your standard Asian. I did well in school, graduated with an engineering degree from a respectable university, and now I am a programmer. I respect most of the demands of my parents. On one hand, I succeeded under the standards and pressures of asian culture.

On the other, I hate every notion that asian society and tradition has pushed on me. I couldn't give two shits about status, money, starting a family, or the crappy career my parents chose for me. As one would expect, there was backlash down the road and I turned into a raging alcoholic pervert who lost sight of most morals that I was raised with. I actively live two lives in order to keep my parents happy, because deep down I probably couldn't handle the fist of asian parental guilt should it come down on my puny face.

Long ago, when I was an idiot with no direction, I somehow figured that I wanted to become either a writer, a cartoonist, or a watermelon salesman (I fucking love watermelon.) I hate my job, and I hate the life I'm expected to live and I need my creative outlet to get by, because jerking off to hentai just doesn't do it for me anymore. I made this site for me because it's where I can be me, and it somehow ended up bringing a lot more pleasure to this world than to just me.

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