2009-06-13T2:25:00Z I succeeded under the pressures of Asian culture and graduated from a great college and started a noble career in programming. I am also the backlash of the very pressures that brought me this success. I am the quiet Asian programmer who enjoys his work and tea. I am the morally short-sighted, shamelessly horny drunkard inwardly hating my job and the expectation that someday I will too own a backyard and family. This site is where I explore the creative side to me I was never allowed to as a child, and to be my self. Included are raunchy stories, humorous pieces and cartoons covering topics from random rantings to specific cultural issues. tag:www.asianfailure.com,2009://1 2009-06-13T2:25:0Z 2009-06-13T2:25:00Z tag:www.asianfailure.com,2009://1.5 2009-06-13T2:25:00Z

King Midas and the golden....touch

Asianfailure chucky@asianfailure.com 2009-06-10T1:00:0Z 2009-06-10T1:00:00Z tag:www.asianfailure.com,2009://1.4 2009-06-10T1:00:00Z

2 new comic strips added. Click to see them!

Asianfailure chucky@asianfailure.com 2009-06-08T1:00:0Z 2009-06-08T1:00:00Z tag:www.asianfailure.com,2009://1.3 2009-06-08T1:00:00Z

New cartoon : Department of Oriental Westernization

Asianfailure chucky@asianfailure.com 2009-05-01T1:00:0Z 2009-05-01T1:00:00Z tag:www.asianfailure.com,2009://1.2 2009-05-01T1:00:00Z

Long ago when I was a loser in high school, I was also the cartoonist for the high school newspaper. Yeah, way to choose the activities that gets pussy. At any rate, every cartoon I drew was rather offensive and thusly was censored by the school administration. They can fuck themselves 'cause I have my own website now. I've always wanted to have my own cartoon strip. Sweet! I'll do my best to update this part weekly. Feedback, as always, will be appreciated.

Asianfailure chucky@asianfailure.com 2009-04-19T2:03:51Z 2009-04-19T2:03:51Z tag:www.asianfailure.com,2009://1.1 2009-04-19T2:03:51Z

This is part 2 to the Guide for Asian Parents on Raising Asian Children. Another series of key tips for Asian Parents wanting successful Asian Children. Covers important topics such as Sex Education for Asian Children and the perennial "Asian guilt trip."

Asianfailure chucky@asianfailure.com