as an asian, you are expected to meet certain criteria founded on tradition, culture, convention, and other nonsense. this website is more or less how i've failed in nearly every aspect of this. or maybe it's about how nobody seems to notice what a fucked up basket case you are as long as you go to a decent college and make some money. or it could be about how silly all these expectations are. or about just not giving a shit. i would say, mostly, this is just for fun. make of it what you will, and enjoy.

NOTE TO IE USERS: Because internet explorer is a stupid ass ramming piece of shit, this site breaks when using IE. Stop being a dick and download firefox. I'll fix this IE bullshit eventually.


these are the top 10 most popular entries:


- Tips from an Asian Guy for White Guys who want to date Asian Girls

- Sex, Karaoke, and a non-practicing Virgin

- The Craigslist Mattress Ownage

- 10 things that suck ass

- Why one should knock before shitting in front of a door

- women: stop creating lists of what you want from guys

- Summer Job at Baskin Robins

- Facebook sucks, and so do conceited ugly chicks

- observations of a sober alcoholic at a club

- I steal fat peoples' sandwiches


Announcement: New Website


as you can see, i redid the entire website layout. now it looks...like every other fucking blog website. fuck. in my defense, i don't use wordpress or typefag or whatever that other shit is. i program everything, because looking at line after line of code just makes me grow a rubbery one.

i also went through and revised many of my entries. i took out some stuff i didn't think was funny anymore...especially the ones i wrote when i was really high. like the love actually rant. i was high when i watched it, i was high when i wrote it, and was extremely pissed off throughout the whole ordeal. and when i read it the other day, i realized it was fucking stupid. and not to mention it was from like 10 years ago. feel free to take a look around for many pleasant changes.

i also added twitter, digg, delicious and stumble buttons to all my entries. click on those as much as you can.

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